I had to post these because these jokes are so bad. They are not even remotely funny and really they have nothing to do with media either. But anyway I should lighten the mood after that masochistic sewing thing.
1. What do you call two needles?
2. What is a surge protector?
3. When is a fabric stash a collection?
4. A stitch in time saves how much?
5. What does a sewer say when she pokes herself with a needle?
6. When is a bad time to sew?
7. What is a seam ripper?
8. When is a mistake a designer touch?
9. How many sewers does it take to change a light bulb?
10. What does a sewer say on her deathbed?
Feel free to add some of your sewing-related jokes in the comments....
The answers: 1. Twin Needles. 2. A box that protects a serger. 3. When it gets out of control. 4. A stitch saves in time doesn't save any time. 5. "Ouch!" 6. Never. 7. Jack's cousin. 8. Mistakes are always designer's touches. 9. Only one because if a sewer can fix a sewing machine late at night she can change a lightbulb by herself. 10. "Just one more row before I go!"
anyway if anyone has any interest- the link to the blog that I credit these jokes to is below.
T.http://thelazymilliner.blogspot.com/2008/04/10-jokes-to-keep-you-in-stitches.html
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